Anonymous asked: How's it up there in space? The vast, cold, unending depths of space... Can you tell the Space Core I said hi?
In space? I don’t know how it is in space, I’m quite definitely on terra firma. Well, under terra firma. Underground, really. Aperture Laboratories isn’t in space, that would make it a space station, and Space Core sure would be happy, but it might get kind of cold up there. And lonely, what with no one to talk to and nothing to stop you from spinning headlong into a sun or a black hole or something. Y’know, space is -
Oh, bloody hell, look what you’ve done now. Space Core, we’re not going to space!
(BUT SPACE! WANNA GO TO SPACE! LET’S GO TO SPACE!)
It’s never gonna happen, mate! Don’t get your hopes up, it’s not gonna -
Oh FINE, I’ll launch you into space sometime! Happy? I’m never gonna join you up there, though, it’ll be all yours!
Oh, by the way, somebody from the internet says hi.
(HELLO! LET’S GO TO SPACE. SEE THE STARS IN SPACE! SPACE!)